A string of unexplained donut disappearances has shaken the very foundations of our beloved institution. This resolution seeks to shed light on the circumstances surrounding the vanishing of 37 donuts from the break room fridge.
According to eyewitnesses, the donuts disappeared on Tuesday morning, just as the break room coffee machine was dispensing its daily quota of bitter, burnt coffee.
A search of the premises revealed only a single crumpled up napkin with a faint scent of sprinkles.