Resolution 2: The Inefficiency of Inefficiency

Whereas the committee recognizes the importance of doing things in a less-than-efficient manner; and

Whereas the committee believes that doing things the hard way is far too much fun;

1. That we, the pointless committee, shall establish a new standard for inefficiency;
2. That this standard shall be based on the principles of doing the most work in the most complicated way possible;
3. That we shall celebrate our successes with excessive meetings and unnecessary reports;
4. That we shall never, ever, ever do anything that makes sense;
5. That we shall be the laughing stock of the entire organization;