Resolution 5: The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

The Pointless Committee gathered in an emergency session to address the growing threat of sentient sock puppets taking over the world.

• Item 1: Declare all sock puppets as legitimate entities with rights and freedoms.
• Item 2: Establish a Sock Puppet Ministry of Defense to deal with the impending uprising.
• Item 3: Appoint Appendix A: Sock Puppet Profiles as an annex to this resolution.

After a heated debate, the committee finally reached a consensus: it's time to get real with our feelings about sock puppets.

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