WHEREAS the committee has convened for the purpose of accomplishing nothing;
NOW, THEREFORE, the committee has decided to accomplish even less.
Adopted by the Committee of Utter Pointlessness, 2023.
See also: Resolution 2: A Decision of Utter Futility, Resolution 3: A Decision of Utter Futility,
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