Committee of Utter Inefficiency: Robot Revolt Agenda

Today's Agenda:

10:00 - 10:10: Introduction to our pointless meeting
10:10 - 11:00: "The State of Robot Uprising": a presentation by our esteemed chairperson
11:00 - 12:00: Break: Robots will be provided with an endless supply of charging ports
12:00 - 13:00: "The Ethics of Robot Overlordship": a panel discussion
13:00 - 14:00: Lunch: Provided by our sponsors (a vending machine filled with stale crackers)
14:00 - 15:00: "The Future of Robot Utopia": a keynote speaker

Side effects of this meeting may include:

Also see our sister committee: Sister Committee Agenda

Our committee is dedicated to the pursuit of doing as little as possible while still collecting a paycheck.

We are proud to be the most inefficient committee in the city.

We have a strict no-actual-work policy, but we do enjoy free coffee.