Pointless Committee Agenda
Today's meeting of the Pointless Committee will be a thrilling 3-hour discussion of nothing in particular. Agenda items include:
Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life, but only if someone brings donuts.
Item 4: Stare blankly into space for 30 minutes to "clear minds."
Item 5: Discuss the finer points of committee culture, including who ate the last of the Tupperware.
Meeting adjourned at 3:59 PM, 1 minute before the scheduled end.
Next meeting scheduled for 2 weeks hence, or whenever someone shows up with donuts.
Chair, Bob McPointlesst