**CONFIDENTIAL DOCS**
We have been tasked with determining the optimal way to waste taxpayer dollars.
Our current focus is on the development of a new line of committee-approved coffee mugs.
We also plan to explore new ways to reorganize the filing cabinets in the break room.
Meetings will be held bi-weekly at 3:00 PM in the conference room.
Snacks will not be provided, because, let's be real, we're not really doing anything productive here.
Snack Policies