Committee for the Utterly Useless
Secret Meeting Minutes
Meeting 001: The Inaugural Meeting
Chair: Bureaucratic McPaperpusher
Attendees:
- John Doe, Department of Redundancy
- Jane Smith, Department of Sloganeering
- Bob Johnson, Department of the Bleeding Obvious
Agenda:
- Discuss the merits of pointless meetings
- Debate the importance of unnecessary paperwork
- Vote on the optimal number of meetings per week
Decisions:
- Resolved that meetings shall be held thrice weekly
- Resolved that paperwork shall be increased by 50%
- Resolved that the Committee shall meet in a different location each week
Next meeting: Meeting 002