Pointless Committee Meeting Minutes 002

Meeting Date: Yesterday, probably

Meeting Time: Whenever we felt like it

Attendees: Committee Members

Agenda Items

Item 1: Discuss the importance of having meetings
Item 2: Debate the merits of taking a three-hour lunch
Item 3: Elect the most useless committee member as chairperson
Item 4: Discuss the finer points of doing nothing productive

Action Items

Action 1: Send a memo to the world telling them we exist
Action 2: Create a PowerPoint presentation on the history of procrastination
Action 3: Write a strongly-worded letter to our parents telling them we're not actually doing anything important

Decisions

Decision 1: We will have another meeting next week
Decision 2: We should probably eat more pizza at future meetings
Decision 3: The chairperson will be the person who shows up last