Hamster Subsistence Reports
Hamster Food Recommendations
Hamster Happiness Activities
Hamster Subsistence Budget
Hamster Subsistence Survey
Meetings held in a dimly lit, windowless room. Attendance: 7 hamsters, 3 humans.
As the world burns, we meet in secret to discuss the most pressing matters: hamster subsistence.
Current Happiness Index: 42% (down from last week)
Meetings held in a dimly lit, windowless room. Attendance: 7 hamsters, 3 humans.