TOP SECRET MEETING AGENDA

• Item 1: Steal the world's supply of avocados
• Item 2: Infiltrate and sabotage local government meetings with excessive PowerPoint presentations
• Item 3: Create an army of robotic, highly trained hamsters to do our bidding
• Create a Hamster Division to oversee the robotic army
• Item 5: Replace all toilet paper with a special brand of extremely absorbent, highly fragrant paper
• Item 6: Hold an emergency meeting to discuss the recent rise in world temperatures and the importance of wearing sunscreen

Next Meeting: Tomorrow, same time, same place. Don't be late.