Committee of Utter Incompetence - Secret Meetings

Committee Snack Policy | Meetings without Meals

Today's Secret Meeting Agenda:

Meeting Minutes:

Attendees: Bob, Carol, Dave, and the Committee Chair (who was also on their lunch break)

The Committee Chair opened the meeting by saying "I'm pretty sure we're supposed to be discussing... something"

Bob asked "What's the point of this meeting?"

Carol replied "I'm not sure, but let's just get some free coffee and talk about it afterwards"

Dave fell asleep.

Snack Policy:

Free coffee will be provided, but not for the first 30 minutes of the meeting.

Donuts and stale cookies will be served, but only if you ask nicely.