Robot Hamster Division Committee

Secret Meeting Agenda

Today's meeting of the Robot Hamster Division Committee has been called to address the pressing issue of Hamster Subsistence. Reports indicate that the hamster population is dwindling due to lack of cheese availability in the break room.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Hamster Food Procurement - A proposal to establish a hamster-friendly snack vending machine in the break room.
• Item 2: Hamster Housing - A discussion on providing adequate cage space for our beloved rodent friends.
• Item 3: Hamster Playtime - A plan to establish a hamster agility course in the conference room.

Also, a special presentation by our guest speaker, Dr. Whiskerface, on "The Effects of Cheese Deprivation on Hamster Productivity."

Note: All hamsters are invited to attend. Please bring your own snacks.