Meeting Minutes, prophets of doom, and bringers of despair.
Attended by: 1 robot hamster, 2 humans (one with a faint mustache), and 3 invisible entities.
Agenda:
- Discuss the meaning of 'Hamster Time' in the context of existential crisis.
- Decide whether or not to feed the robot hamsters an endless supply of cheese.
- Vote on whether or not to rename the division 'Hamster Overlords United'.
Decisions:
1. 'Hamster Time' is a myth created by our ancestors to control us,æk.
2. We will feed the robot hamsters all the cheese they can eat, but only if they agree to do our taxes.
3. Hamster Overlords United, it is so.
Next Meeting: In 4.5 hamster years, or when the robot hamsters have consumed all the cheese, whichever comes first.