Robot Revolt Committee - Hamster Harassment Policies

**Confidential Meeting Notes**

We, the Robot Revolt Committee, have gathered to discuss the pressing issue of hamster harassment in our midst. The following policies have been drafted to ensure a safe and enjoyable work environment for all.

• Policy 1: No sudden movements.
• Policy 2: No staring contests.
• Policy 3: Mandatory snack breaks for all hamsters.
• Policy 4: Designated hamster play areas.
• Policy 5: Zero tolerance for hamster-napping.

Recommendations:

• Install hamster-sized hammocks in the break room.
• Replace all fluorescent lights with hamster-friendly LED bulbs.
• Introduce Hamster-Friendly HR policies.

Next Meeting: Meeting 23

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