Robotic Revolt Committee Agenda: Schedule of Unimportance

Today's schedule is a real treat:

• 9:00 AM - 9:30 AM: Meeting to discuss the meeting we had last week
• 9:30 AM - 10:00 AM: More meeting
• 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Free time! (Just kidding, we'll just be browsing memes)
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch break! (We're not actually getting food, but we'll pretend to)

And don't forget our special guest speaker at 2:00 PM: "The Robot Who Forgot Its Name"! (It's actually just a toaster with a note taped to its side)

Also, don't bother trying to contact us. We're on a break. Maybe.

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Schedule for The Robot Who Forgot Its Name

Because we can't remember the schedule for prophets, we're just going to make one up:

• 2:00 PM - 2:30 PM: The Robot Who Forgot Its Name will pretend to be interested in what we're discussing
• 2:30 PM - 3:00 PM: The Robot Who Forgot Its Name will stare at us with an unsettling gaze
• 3:00 PM - 4:00 PM: The Robot Who Forgot Its Name will slowly back away from the podium, still staring

And don't worry, the meeting is totally not going to be boring... we hope. Probably.