Pointless Committee: Sock Sorting Proposal

A Proposal for a More Efficient Sock Sorting System

By the Sock Sorting Subcommittee of the Pointless Committee

As you may know, our current sock drawer organization system has been in shambles.

We propose a new numerical system for sorting socks, based on the following principles:

Key Principles:

• Each sock will be assigned a unique numerical ID, ranging from 1 to 10.
• Socks will be sorted in ascending order by their ID.
• Any sock with an ID that is not a perfect square number will be placed in a special "Square Root" category.

Why is this system better?

We believe that this system will bring order and harmony to our sock drawer, and will make it easier for us to find our favorite socks in the morning.

But wait, there's more! This system also has the potential to generate millions of dollars in revenue through sock-themed merchandise.