Chairperson will welcome everyone and introduce the purpose of this meeting, which is to decide on the best way to decide on things.
Discussion leader, Babs, will lead a 30-minute discussion on the importance of staplers in modern society.
Everyone will take a break to refuel with free pretzels and coffee, because priorities.
Attendees will vote on whether the staplers should be blue or red. Because, honestly, who cares.
The meeting will adjourn and everyone will go home, because we've had enough.
Stay tuned for more exciting meetings!