As you may or may not know, the world is running out of toilet paper. The trees are weeping, the forests are shrinking, and the bidets are... well, still bidets.
Enter our committee, dedicated to harnessing the power of steam to bring back the fluffy, the soft, and the sustainable.
We envision a world where every toilet paper roll is powered by hissing steam, where the gentle chug of a well-tuned engine brings forth the most delightful of wiping experiences.
We aim to make the impossible possible, the unthinkable, the unwieldy... and most importantly, the un-toilet-paper-able.