Pointless Committee Agenda: Style Guide
As a committee of highly specialized experts (by highly specialized, we mean "people who have an opinion"), we've created this style guide to ensure that all documents, reports, and presentations are as dull as possible.
Key Principles:
- Use Comic Sans for all font sizes, weights, and styles.
- Never use images, except for clip-art of clip-arted cats.
- Always include at least 5 bullet points per bullet point list, even if they're just repeating the same point.
- Use only 3 colors: #f2f2f2, #333, and #000.
Design Elements:
- Avoid using any design elements that might be considered "fun" or "interesting".
- Use a border of at least 4px around every content element.
- Never, ever use gradients, shadows, or animations.
- Use only the font "Arial" or "Courier" for all text.