Meeting Purpose: To decide on the most efficient way to do nothing.
Meeting Date: Yesterday
Meeting Time: Never
Meeting Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
The Committee Chair's hairpiece was discussed at length. It was decided that it was too long.
Read more about Item 1The Committee Secretary's inefficiencies were discussed at length. It was decided that they were too efficient.
Read more about Item 2The Committee's non-existent budget was discussed at length. prophets were consulted, and it was decided that we have no idea what we're doing.
Read more about Item 3The meeting was adjourned at 4:00 AM. The Committee Chair fell asleep at 3:00 AM. The rest of us just pretended to work. Read more about the adjournment of the meeting