Sub-Committee Report 0002: The Unremarkable Minutes

Summary of Unimportant Details

Yesterday, the sub-committee convened to discuss the utterly inconsequential topic of "The Best Way to Stare at a Blank Wall for an Hour." The minutes are a thrilling read, full of tedious observations and uninspired ideas.

• Chairperson McSnore introduced the topic by reading from a worn-out copy of "The Art of Doing Nothing."
• Member Jane Smith contributed a 10-page dissertation on the history of staring at walls, which was met with collective boredom.
• Member John Smith proposed a new method for organizing one's stare using the ancient art of "The Stare-o-Meter," which was promptly dismissed as "a bunch of hooey."

Next meeting: "The Importance of Watching Paint Dry."

Sub-Committee Members:

• Chairperson McSnore
• Jane Smith
• John Smith

Sub-Committee Archives:

• Sub-Committee Report 0001: The Uninteresting Minutes
• Sub-Committee Report 0003: The Unremarkable Minutes