Pointless Committee Agenda

Subcommittee B: Action Items

Meeting Minutes from the 12th of Never, 2024

1. Discuss the meaning of life in relation to beige paint.
2. Determine the optimal number of meetings to hold per week without inducing existential dread.

Adjournment:

Meeting adjourned at 3:14 PM, with no clear resolution and a general sense of bewilderment.

Chairperson, Jane Doe