Today's Agenda:
Today, Vice President Punsley will regale us with a 500-slide presentation on the finer points of doing nothing in particular.
Don't forget to bring a pen for the meeting notes!
Our subcommittee is comprised of:
And 17 other members who are too lazy to be listed.
A list of decisions we've made that we're not so proud of:
These decisions will haunt us forever.
We had a meeting last week, but we can't remember what we did. Maybe someone took notes.