AGENDA FOR THE COMMITTEE ON POINTLESS COMMITTEE ACTIVITIES

Subcommittee on Nihilism: Because Who Needs Meaning Anyway?

10:00 AM - Arrival and Disorientation

Arrive at the meeting location, stare at the wall for 10 minutes to clear your mind of any semblance of purpose.

10:10 AM - Unproductive Small Talk

Engage in aimless conversation with colleagues, discuss the meaninglessness of life, and wonder aloud if it's all just a simulation.

10:20 AM - Unnecessary Break

Take a 20-minute recess to contemplate the futility of human existence, and perhaps grab another coffee.

10:40 AM - Theoretical Debating

Engage in a heated discussion over the merits of doing nothing versus doing something, with no clear conclusion or resolution.