Subcommittee of Unproductive People

Agenda for the Meeting of the Incredibly Uninspired

Today's meeting will be a thrilling discussion on the best ways to waste time.

Agenda Items:

• Item 1: Watch paint dry
• Item 2: Debating the meaning of life
• Item 3: Eating stale donuts from the break room

Next Meeting: Never

Reason: We forgot to schedule it.

Subcommittee Members:

• Bertrand the Uninspired
• Bernice the Unmotivated
• Caroline the Unenthused

Meeting Location: Somewhere

Time: Who knows?

Refreshments will be served at the discretion of the janitor

© 2023, The Unproductive Committee

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