Bernice the Unmotivated Subcommittee
We're a subcommittee of the Pointless Committee Agenda tasked with doing absolutely nothing productive.
Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is to stare blankly into space and contemplate the meaninglessness of existence.
Meet the members:
- Barry the Uninspired: Our chairperson, who hasn't done anything since the Clinton administration.
- Carol the Cynical: Our resident expert on all things apathy.
- David the Disgruntled: Our resident expert on all things coffee shop gossip.