Decision 004: We have decided to spend 3 hours discussing the merits of using a stapler as a paperweight versus a paperclip as a paperweight.
Unanimously decided by the Committee of Utterly Useless Debates, chaired by our esteemed Chairperson, Reginald P. McSnooze, Esq.
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Next Decision: To be announced. Possibly.