Item 1: "We should probably not have a budget, it's just too much hassle"

Item 2: "The Real Budget Exists, It's in My Pants"

Item 3: "Just Print More Money, It's Easy, Right?"

Item 4: "Grandma Will Give Us All a Hand"

Item 5: "We're All Just winging it, what could possibly go wrong?"

Item 5: "The Bureaucratic Red Tape is Actually Just a Velcro Rip"

Item 6: "Let's just have a meeting about this, and maybe we'll figure something out"

Item 6: "The Answer is in the Fridge"

Item 7: "We can just use the company credit card, it's not like it's a problem or anything"

Item 7: "Actual Problems"

Item 8: "We should just ask our boss, he's a genius"

Item 8: "The Boss is Actually an Otter"