Meeting Minutes for the utterly pointless discussion on the futility of all things.
Action Items are, like, totally not going to get done.
Bureaucratic Red Tape Subcommitte Minutes
Meeting adjourned, but not before realizing that we're still in an infinite loop of meetings.
Meeting adjourned, but not before realizing that we're still in an infinite loop of meetings.
Meeting adjourned, but not before realizing that we're still in an infinite loop of meetings.
...and so on.