Present: Chairperson, Deputy Chairperson, 17 members, and 1 guest
Item 1: Discussing the feasibility of implementing a 3-year project plan for the 5th time.
Item 2: Debate the merits of using 4-point font size for meeting minutes.
Item 3: Vote on whether to have a 30-minute break to discuss the merits of break room snacks.
We, the undersigned, are tasked with investigating the inefficiencies in our current meeting schedule.
Recommendation 1: Increase the number of meetings per week by 30%.
Recommendation 2: Introduce a new font style, 'Bureaucratic Sans', for all meeting minutes.
We await your feedback.