COFFEE MACHINE DEPLOYMENT MEETING MINUTES

Minutes Template (because, of course, we need a template for everything)

Attendees:

• Bureaucratic McRedtape, Chairperson of Bureaucracy Red Tape Subcommittees
• John Doe, IT Specialist (Coffee Machine Whisperer)
• Jane Smith, Facilities Manager (Chief Coffee Snob)
• Mary Johnson, HR Representative (Chief People Person)

Agenda:

1. Introduction to the new coffee machine
2. Discussion of the 17-page user manual
3. Decision on whether to install a water filter
4. Adjournment

Notes:

• The new coffee machine is shiny and has a touchscreen!
• The user manual is 17 pages long, because, you know, someone has to read it all
• The IT Specialist assured us that installing a water filter would be "a minor inconvenience"
• The Chief Coffee Snob vetoed the water filter, citing "quality control issues"

Decisions:

• Install the coffee machine with a water filter
• Assign someone to read the user manual
• Have a "Coffee Machine Deployment Committee" to oversee all future coffee machine deployments

Closing:

• We adjourned at 4:47 PM, with a sense of mild accomplishment
• The meeting will reconvene next week to discuss the "Bureaucratic Efficiency of Coffee Machine Deployment"

Hyperlinks:

• COFFEE MACHINE DEPLOYMENT IMPLEMENTATION
• COFFEE MACHINE MAINTENANCE SCHEDULE
• COFFEE MACHINE REPLACEMENT PLAN