Meeting of the COBALT BLUE COMMITTEE, Sub-Committee on Red Tape and Bureaucracy
The committee convened at 9:00 AM sharp, with a full agenda and a half-empty coffee pot. The first item on the agenda was the replacement of the coffee machine, which has been on its last legs for weeks.
| Current Coffee Machine: | Keurig K-1500 |
| Current Issues: | Leaks, clogs, and general malaise |