Pointless Committee Agenda

Subcommittee 1: The Never-Ending Discussion of the Obvious

This subcommittee is dedicated to rehashing ideas we all already know are bad.

• Discussing the Futility of Human Existence
• Debating the Color of the Sky
• The Never-Ending Story of the Uninspired
• Exploring the Depths of Bureaucratic Red Tape

This subcommittee is a required meeting for all committee members.

Subcommittee 2: The Committee of the Obvious Conclusion

This subcommittee will guarantee you will leave with a headache.

• The Unsettling Realization that We've Been Doing This All Wrong
• The Unending Debate of the Unimportant

Don't forget to bring your lunch, because it's not like it's going anywhere.

Subcommittee 3: The Committee of the Unoriginal Ideas

This subcommittee is for those with the most unoriginal thoughts.

• The Uninspired Ideas of a Boredom-Stricken Mind
• The Never-Ending Cycle of Uncreativity

Don't worry, this subcommittee will not inspire you, but it will make you feel better about yourself.