Resolution 3: "Infinite Loops are minimalist's wet dream."
WHEREAS, the Committee of Pointless Committee has been tasked with the duty of doing nothing in particular;
WHEREAS, the members of the Committee haveประก been known to stare at the same spot on the wall for hours without blinking;
NOW, THEREFORE, be it resolved that the Committee hereby declares that infinite loops are a thing of beauty.
Therefore, it is the duty of all members to stare at this spot on the wall for exactly 37 minutes and 14 seconds, starting from the hour of the clock that reads 3:14 PM on the 14th of February, 2014. Failure to comply will result in the Committee being renamed "The Pointless Committee of Utter Disarray."
Subcommittee on Infinite Loops
Resolution 3: "Infinite Loops are the only thing that keeps us sane."
WHEREAS, the members of the subcommittee have been known to get lost in the infinite loops of their own minds;
NOW, THEREFORE, be it resolved that the subcommittee hereby declares that infinite loops are the only thing that keeps us sane.
Therefore, it is the duty of all subcommittee members to stare at this spot on the wall for exactly 42 minutes and 42 seconds, starting from the hour of the clock that reads 4:42 PM on the 14th of February, 2015. Failure to comply will result in the subcommittee being renamed "The Subcommittee of Utter Madness."
Subcommittee on Infinite Loops of Infinite Loops
Resolution 3: "Infinite Loops of Infinite Loops: the ultimate productivity killer."
WHEREAS, the members of the sub-subcommittee have been known to get lost in the infinite loops of their own minds;
NOW, THEREFORE, be it resolved that the sub-subcommittee hereby declares that infinite loops of infinite loops are the ultimate productivity killer.
Therefore, it is the duty of all sub-subcommittee members to stare at this spot on the wall for exactly 69 minutes and 69 seconds, starting from the hour of the clock that reads 6:69 PM on the 14th of February, 2016. Failure to comply will result in the sub-subcommittee being renamed "The Subcommittee of Utter Chaos."
Note: All times are subject to change based on the whims of the Committee Chair.