Pointless Committee: Tea and Gossip Agenda

Today's Agenda:

• Gossip about Bob in HR
• Discuss the meaninglessness of our existence
• Debate the best flavor of tea to serve at meetings

Subcommittee:

• Celebrity Gossip (Private Meeting, Password Required)
• Expert Tea Tasting Panel (Invitation Only)

Announcements:

Don't forget to wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face for the next meeting.

Also, please bring your own tea.