Terms of Service prophets, we are the keepers of the Pointless Committee's sacred text.
You, the user, are hereby agreeing to our absurd, non-binding, and completely made-up rules of engagement.
We reserve the right to do absolutely nothing, whenever, wherever.
This includes, but is not limited to, not attending meetings, not reading emails, and not making eye contact.
We will, however, continue to collect an impressive array of novelty staplers for our meetings.
By clicking "I Agree", you're essentially just clicking "I'm a yes-man", but with more syllables.