BERNIE BROWNS TREASURE HUNT SCHEDULE

• 09-00: Pre-Treasure-Hunt Breakfast - A feast of questionable leftovers
• 10:00: Treasure Hunt Briefing: "The Treasure is REAL!"
• 12:00: Lunch: Mystery Meat Tacos
• 14:00: Treasure Hunt Simulation: "Who Needs Actual Treasure When You Have PowerPoint?"
• 16:00: Dinner: A Tasty Medley of Disappointments
• 18:00: The Treasure Hunt: "We'll Find It When We Get Around To It"

As a seasoned professional with over 10 years of experience in finding nothing, I can tell you that this treasure is going to be a real challenge.

I mean, who needs actual treasure when you have a good story about it, am I right?

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. We'll be needing both.