Pointless Committee Agenda: Treasure Hunt Edition

Today's Agenda:

09:00 AM - Meeting with the Great and Powerful Wizard of Scone

Discuss the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Free coffee and stale crackers will be provided.

10:30 AM - Debate the merits of using a spoon as a treasure-finding device

Expert testimony from Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, renowned archaeologist and spoon enthusiast. Don't forget to bring your favorite spoon!

12:00 PM - Lunch Break: Sandwiches and treasure map interpretations

Eating a sandwich while staring at a treasure map: a committee tradition since 1987.

02:00 PM - Theoretical Physics and Time-Traveling Treasure

Dr. Who-style discussions about the consequences of meddling with time. Don't worry, we won't make you take a test.