Committee of Pointless Endeavors

We are currently experiencing a crisis in our committee's identity. It appears our previous 17 iterations of committee bios have all been rejected for being too dull, too boring, or too accurate.

To rectify this situation, we are seeking input on the following new bio drafts:

• Draft 1: "We are a committee of highly trained, highly paid professionals."
• Draft 2: "We are a committee of highly paid, highly trained professionals with an unhealthy obsession with red tape."
• Draft 3: "We are the committee that will tie you up with red tape until you agree with us."