Pointless Committee Agenda - Utter Ridicule Fundraising Follies

Because who needs actual purpose or achievement?

Meeting Minutes Meet the Committee Members
Agenda Item 1: Wasting Time

We will spend exactly 4 hours debating the merits of procrastination.

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Agenda Item 2: Making Fun of Other Committees

We will compose 5000+ tweets about how much better we are than everyone else.

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