As per Article 3, Section 7 of the Committee by-laws, the Chairperson shall be the ultimate arbiter of existential significance. And what does the Chairperson say?
"Life is like a box of stale crackers. It's a bunch of empty promises and stale bread, but hey, at least the box is nice."
This meeting was called to discuss the finer points of the Meaning of Life, but it quickly devolved into a heated debate over whose turn it was to buy more crackers.
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