The Pointless Committee: Agenda for the Feline Overlord

Meeting Minutes - 2023-02-15

Present: The Feline Overlord, The Mysterious Janitor, The Bureaucratic Assistant

Objective: Determine the optimal number of catnip toys to be purchased for the Feline Overlord's pleasure

Action Items:

1. Research catnip toy market trends
2. Conduct a poll of local cat owners to gauge demand
3. Procure 17 catnip toys for the Feline Overlord's collection

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