Item 1: Discuss why the color pink is not a suitable color for official documents.
Item 2: Debate the merits of using Comic Sans in official communication.
Minutes from last meeting: Excessive use of minute-pauses for bad ideas.
Committee Bingo: A game where you guess what the committee is actually discussing.
Item 3: Decide on the optimal ratio of meetings to actual work.
Committee Terms of Service: Don't read this, just sign it.
Item 4: Vote on the best way to spend the committee's allocated funds.
Committee Budget: Because we have one.
Item 5: Discuss the ethics of microwaving fish in the office kitchen.
Committee Foosball League: Because productivity is overrated.