Pointless Committee: Agenda for the 2024 Round of Unproductive Meetings

Round 4: The Unnecessary Meeting of 2024

Agenda Item 1: Discussion of the importance of taking breaks in the break room. Should we really be taking a 15-minute break or is that just too long?

Agenda Item 2: Debate on the merits of stapling papers to the conference table.

Agenda Item 3: The committee will be adjourned for 30 minutes to grab some free donuts from the break room fridge.

Agenda Item 4: A discussion of our committee's impact on the world (hint: it's negligible)