Bill's Rebuttal Committee

As per our bylaws, all committee members must be willing to eat an entire jar of mayonnaise in one sitting. Bill Gates has declined, and thus, we are at an impasse. Discussion points include:

• Why Bill is so averse to mayonnaise
• Whether or not mayonnaise is, in fact, a food
• The ethics of committee members forcing others to eat mayonnaise

For more information on our committee's bylaws, see our committee bylaws. For a list of other, equally asinine committee agendas, see our committee agendas.

Note: This meeting is being held on Tuesdays. If you're a robot, please leave your laser pointer on.