Step 1: Make sure to include 17 different font sizes, 3 different font types, and 5 different font colors on every single page.

			font-size: 12px
			font-size: 14px
			font-size: 16px
			font-size: 18px
			font-size: 20px
			font-size: 22px
			font-size: 24px
			font-size: 26px
			font-size: 28px
			font-size: 30px
			font-size: 32px
			font-size: 34px
			font-size: 36px
			font-size: 38px
			font-size: 40px
			font-size: 42px
			font-size: 44px
		
			font-family: Arial
			font-family: Courier
			font-family: Times New Roman
			font-family: Comic Sans
		
			color: #000000
			color: #008000
			color: #FF0000
			color: #00FF00
			color: #0000FF

Step 2: Never, ever, ever use bullet points or numbered lists. Only use 17 different types of dashes and colons.

		 
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Step 3: Include at least 5 irrelevant images on every single page.