Welcome to the Committee on the Art of Doing Nothing, where the art of productivity is not just a myth, but a distant memory.
Today, we're discussing the finer points of Bureaucratic Red Tape Tutorials 101.
This course is designed to teach you the art of doing nothing in 5 easy steps:
This is the most crucial step in the process. Without Form 27B/7, you can't even begin to start doing nothing.
Next: Step 2: Call the Right Person to Ask the Right Questions(Note: Please do not actually call us. We're not actually here to help.)