Backdoors 101: A Guide for the Utterly Inept

Chapter 7: Implanting Backdoors - Maintenance Schedule

Step 1: Dig a hole in the wall, preferably at 3 AM

Step 2: Place a hidden button that does exactly nothing

Step 3: Call in a specialist from the "I Told You So" department

• Weekly Backdoor Checks (Required)
• Emergency Backdoor Protocol (In Case of the Unexpected)