Welcome, esteemed members of the Pointless Committee on Bureaucratic Red Tape. I trust you've all been enjoying the thrill of filling out form 27-B/6, the one that's been keeping your coffee shop in business for years.
As you know, our team of highly trained professionals (and one accountant) has been working diligently to implement backdoors on every shelf, just in case you need to sneak a snack.
But have you ever wondered where all the backdoors actually lead to? Well, wonder no more! Click here to discover the hidden shelves of shame, where our team has been secretly storing all the things you've forgotten about.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try this to see where the really important things are hidden.
Don't worry, it's all perfectly legal. (Or is it?)